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Monday, May 7, 2018
Women Who Know Their Place
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Bullock’s Raisin Bread triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs, say scientists
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Thursday, August 18, 2016
Former mayor breaking rocks on a bread and water diet
Kevin Dayhoff is an artist - and a columnist for:
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E-mail: kevindayhoff(at)gmail.com
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Friday, January 8, 2016
For anyone who has landed at Heathrow, in England; prepare to laugh… Stephen Fry welcomes you to Heathrow - #UKGuide
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
NEWS IN BRIEF • Local • ISSUE 50•06 • Feb 11, 2014
http://www.theonion.com/articles/conservative-acquaintance-annoyingly-not-racist,35236/#
"BROOKLYN, NY—Acknowledging that the man’s right-wing views are more nuanced than one might expect, 36-year-old liberal Diana Hardwick confided to reporters Tuesday that her conservative acquaintance Brady Daniels is, quite frustratingly, not racist."
Read more: http://www.theonion.com/articles/conservative-acquaintance-annoyingly-not-racist,35236/#
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Tuesday, September 17, 2013
While I'm putting 4-mi #McDaniel track I think football equip is talking about me
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
CLERGY CONFERENCE: AFTER LUNCH
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Thursday, February 9, 2012
For Better or Worse: Is it really substance abuse, or just a way to stay cat-atonic?
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Sunday, June 19, 2011
Stephen Colbert 2011 Commencement Speech at Northwestern University
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Kevin Dayhoff - The Tentacle: Thanksgivings’ Traditions – Past and Present
November 24, 2010
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Saturday, June 26, 2010
Police: Argument over butter turns to violence http://tinyurl.com/28gvekh
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Butter vs. Margarine
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Labels: Food, Humor, Law Order, Law Order Stupid Criminals, OMG
20100624 Butter Margarine
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Maxine's View On Health Care Reform
Maxine's View On Health Care Reform:
Let me get this straight......we're trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president that also is exempt from it and hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.
What the hell could possibly go wrong?
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Monday, March 8, 2010
The snow plow
The snow plow http://kbetrue.livejournal.com/302692.html
On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Westminster, MD were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 16-20 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 18 to 24 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting24 to 30 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
Hat Tip Stinger DJ Dennis Stem and Bob Ruby
20100305 The snow plow Humor, Humor blondes, Weather Winter Snow, Westminster PW Street Dept
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Monday, January 18, 2010
Carroll County Times News Update: NFL Playoffs: Jets Upset Colts
San Diego – Maybe Rex Ryan already knows the score of the AFC championship game, too.
I was fortunate enough to pull this screen grab off the Carroll County Times web site minutes after the Times’ staff discovered it and minutes before they pulled it.
Off course I have never-ever made a mistake in my copy. Well, maybe not. My favorite was the time I wrote Paul of Taurus – err, um, instead of Paul of Tarsus…
Anyway, it seems that right after the Times’ staff discovered it, they decided to have some fun with it just before they pulled it.
Too funny. I happen to like folks who can roll with it. For those who are not aware, the Carroll County Times has one of the best sports departments and sports reporters in the Mid-Atlantic region… Bookmark and check it out: http://www.carrollcountytimes.com/sports/
However, as good as its sports reporters are; I am not under the impression that they can see into the future. Or maybe they can?
I’d love to know the rest of the story as to the news feed with the incorrect headline…
Apparently, it was also linked to a news story with the incorrect headline also. But I wasn’t quick enough to grab it.
Meanwhile we certainly hope they kept the headline copy available for next week’s Jets versus the Colts game. I sure do not want the Colts to win and would love to see the Jets do it again; as they did when they beat the Colts 29-15 on Sunday, December 27, 2009…
If you will recall, that was the game when the headline from an AP article said it all, “Caldwell pulls starters in third with 5-point lead; Jets rally for win.” http://espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=291227011; when “The first-year coach (Jim Caldwell) pulled Manning & Co. with a 15-10 lead and 5:36 left in the third quarter.”
The upset spoiled the chances of the Colts from having a perfect season, and ended “the Colts' pursuit of perfection and their NFL-record 23-game winning streak with a 29-15 victory that had fans serenading Lucas Oil Stadium with boos and Manning, the three-time MVP, offering support for his coach's decision.”
The “Fast Facts” in the article explained:
“Peyton Manning was removed from the lineup in the third quarter with the Colts up 15-10. The Jets then scored 19 unanswered points to snap the Colts' 23-game regular season win streak.
“The Colts had fewer than 100 rushing yards for the fourth straight game; they have failed to reach the mark in 12 of 15 games this season.
“Peyton Manning (14 for 21, 192 yards) became the fourth player in NFL history with 50,000 passing yards for his career.”
Whatever. We should have been so lucky as to have had such a disappointment here in Baltimore with the Ravens.
[20100117 CCT News Update Jets Upset Colts] Humor, Journalists sports, Newspapers, Newspapers Carroll County Times, Sports, Sports Football NFL
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
To My Darling Husband, I had a small accident with your pickup
Before you return from your business trip, I just want you to know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XOXOXOXOXO
P.S. Your Girlfriend Called.
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